we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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