remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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