I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
