I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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