found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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