Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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