we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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