About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I love you.
Bad choice
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