Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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