Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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