why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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