I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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