There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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