why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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