brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
All I want is dick and wine.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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