I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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