margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
