I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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