is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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