WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
they're like a gay fantastic four
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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