And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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