The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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