Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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