She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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