you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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