I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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