your parents love me but you hate me
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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