If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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