So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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