But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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