I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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