I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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