Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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