Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Im part way to drunk.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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