Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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