My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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