We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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