i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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