Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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