honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
My vagina is officially offended.
Text me some of your sweat
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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