apparently the secret to your success is patron
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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