your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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