But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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