piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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