Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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