im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
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