Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i barfeds in our rink
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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