Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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