Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
