She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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