I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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