he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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