had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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