i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
We need to get me chipped asap
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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