so that wasnt chicken after all
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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